Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Ode to Mumbai's Resilience



Remember remember the twenty sixth of November
Hotels, Hospitals and Station bathed in innocent blood.
Guns on their hands and bombs in their bags
Calm and poised striking fear in everyones hearts
Until they were flushed out by brave hearts
I know of reason why such brazen actions
Should ever be forgot...............



Inspired by V for Vendetta

Monday, December 1, 2008

To The One I Love


Looking Ahead for the time to be together
Holding your arms; walk'in the beautiful Weather
Hoping the time jus stops there forever

Thursday, November 27, 2008

A Wednesday:: I know the title is Cliche but it cannot be more apt

26th Nov 2008, A Day Not to FOrget and FOrgive

Attacks on Mumbai were not just a whimsical thought of some brazen group of men but a meticulously planned and in fact well executed. Well the response has not been below par either, the question still remains is what are WE going to do about it from now on? Wake up People Smell the Carnage and Mayhem. Can’t we smell the splattered blood all over our Nation? I am sure one of you is asking me can’t smell it?, just remove your mask and smell it. It stinks not of blood but of those bloody swine who have thought that they can walk away leaving their shit behind.

How did they? Thanks to our so called system (where money is the password to get out), and our wonderful politicians turning blind eye to such things and focussing on more impending issues such as to get rid of North Indians out of state or beating up people on valentine’s day. If they had not such impending issues to attend they might be interested to thwart terrorism. Well i can go on and on about this forever. Oh my i forgot to mention Human Rights, Wow what service they do to humanity? Innocent civilians can get die but not a rapist, murderer or terrorist. When Notorious personalities are killed, a chill runs down their spine and they get all excited and vehement about the act of killing a thing that’s not worth wasting govt taxes on.

With such support no wonder India is a hotspot destination for such Terrorist Fucks, I say Kill EM ALL Burn Them Down, cut their privates and feed them to dogs. When they do capture one alive don’t keep them alive for long, chop chop.

Some may see as an angry rant others may think as lunatics blabber. Am sure there are plenty of us with such pent up anger. All i can do is express in my blog

Let’s not do the usual and shrug it of as another day in our life, make a scar in its name and let there be no more. United We Stand, United We Kick Some Terrorist Ass

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

The Ant and The Grasshopper

This is one forward that i love most and its been coming to my Inbox quite often, hence its here


The Old Story:


The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs dances plays the summer away.

Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

The New Indian Version:

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool and laughs dances plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house.

Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter .

Mayawati states this as `injustice' done on Minorities.
Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.

The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .

Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for 'Bengal Bandh' in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.

CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers.

Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.

Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the ' Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act' [POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of the winter.

Arjun Singh makes 'Special Reservation ' for Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions in Government Services.

The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes,it's home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV.

Arundhati Roy calls it ' A Triumph of Justice'.

Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice '.

CPM calls it the ' Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden '

Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.

Many years later...

The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company in Silicon Valley,

100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India ,

..AND

As a result of losing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the grasshoppers,

India is still a developing country...!! :)

Friday, July 25, 2008

Watchin at the grey sky
Makes me wanna cry
Why did u leave me high and dry
Without givin another try




now for some fun

Walking down the Aisle
Saw the Beauty Smile
Had to run a mile
Before she set Sail
with her fu_kin dyke

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Proof of Global Warming


Was stumbling on the web and voila this is wat i found out