Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Murphys Laws

The Laws and Amendments ::::::::: Murphy's laws

-If anything can go wrong, it will
-If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong
-If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway
-If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop
-Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
-If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked sometihing
-Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
-Mother nature is a bitch.

Applied Extensions
Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics: Things get worse under pressure.
The Murphy Philosophy: Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws: Everything goes wrong all at once.
Murphy's Constant: Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
Murphy's Law of Research: Enough research will tend to support whatever theory. Research supports a specific theory depending on the amount of funds dedicated to it.
Addition to Murphy's Laws: In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.

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