To start with, i was bit excited to watch the third and final sequel (i hope they don't make another one), the bad reviews did not deter me from watching only to agree with them.
A long queue of prisoners to be hanged and then a kid amongst them (your sixth sense tingles) Wat's gonna happen next. Nothing, the kid starts singing and everyone else along with them and then all are hung. Some pathetic song that issss.
Scene shifts to Singapore where Swan, Balbosa and his group of miscreants meet none other than chow yun fat who apparently controls the waters. They need a ship and crew to rescue none other than Cap Jack Sparrow...... well the rubbish continues and just to keep you informed its the sequel they crack jokes. Really, they do crack jokes some are worth a laugh. But, honestly they could have at least made it more subtle.
They do rescue the crazed lunatic suffering from mental illness only to start a string of betrayal, its clear that its the audience who are betrayed. Turn of events make Ms.Swan captain of a ship and even worse she becomes the king of pirates (i know a gender mix up) and leads them to war.
Final half our is even more pathetic with two ships put in a washing machine with fighting men on board. Even worse there's a wedding conducted on board the Black Pearl by none other than Cap Balbosa for Will and Swan. To top it all Will gets killed and Jack who wants to control the Flying Dutchman gets all sentimental and makes Will stab the yucky heart and in the process Will is the captain of the ship and his duty is to ferry the dead to the other side.
Whats the gain, he gets to spend one day with his loved one if he drags the sorry asses of the dead for 10 yrs to the other side. What a dumb deal it would be better if they had let him die.
Davey Jones girl friend is the witch from the second part apparently a goddess with her powers bound within her human form. duh???
On the whole a good way to waste your time and money this weekend. Don't miss it honestly you wont actually miss anything.
Verdict:Pirates of Caribbean at Words Ends, indeed ends our misery after around 2 1/2 hrs of drag and pain.
PS:: I can go into details but am a little tired after making myself watch such a movie
A long queue of prisoners to be hanged and then a kid amongst them (your sixth sense tingles) Wat's gonna happen next. Nothing, the kid starts singing and everyone else along with them and then all are hung. Some pathetic song that issss.
Scene shifts to Singapore where Swan, Balbosa and his group of miscreants meet none other than chow yun fat who apparently controls the waters. They need a ship and crew to rescue none other than Cap Jack Sparrow...... well the rubbish continues and just to keep you informed its the sequel they crack jokes. Really, they do crack jokes some are worth a laugh. But, honestly they could have at least made it more subtle.
They do rescue the crazed lunatic suffering from mental illness only to start a string of betrayal, its clear that its the audience who are betrayed. Turn of events make Ms.Swan captain of a ship and even worse she becomes the king of pirates (i know a gender mix up) and leads them to war.
Final half our is even more pathetic with two ships put in a washing machine with fighting men on board. Even worse there's a wedding conducted on board the Black Pearl by none other than Cap Balbosa for Will and Swan. To top it all Will gets killed and Jack who wants to control the Flying Dutchman gets all sentimental and makes Will stab the yucky heart and in the process Will is the captain of the ship and his duty is to ferry the dead to the other side.
Whats the gain, he gets to spend one day with his loved one if he drags the sorry asses of the dead for 10 yrs to the other side. What a dumb deal it would be better if they had let him die.
Davey Jones girl friend is the witch from the second part apparently a goddess with her powers bound within her human form. duh???
On the whole a good way to waste your time and money this weekend. Don't miss it honestly you wont actually miss anything.
Verdict:Pirates of Caribbean at Words Ends, indeed ends our misery after around 2 1/2 hrs of drag and pain.
PS:: I can go into details but am a little tired after making myself watch such a movie
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